I have conducted some tests. I have concluded that despite the fact that Super Nan has the volume turned up full on the TV, her hearing is in fact as good as mine. I am sure that its all a ruse to make everyone think that she is slightly deaf, so that its safe to talk about her behind her back.... in fact she hears every word!! You have been warned!!!
On a serious note, Super Nan's hand is still very swollen and sore after her cat attack. I think that Lily knows that she has done wrong as she is keeping a lower profile than a limbo dancing slug. Having been tried and convicted of NBH (Nanny Bodily Harm), Lily is now on a strict bread and water diet and is now not allowed upstairs in the evening.
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